Questioning Linus

Give me some hint as to how you figured out that Tara was faking?

"Simple; I'm not an idiot. People, let alone girls, have never been typically 'nice' to me. I took my shirt off at the arrival because I wanted to see who would fall for the bait, and Tara did. I never take my shirt off, because people figure 'oh, he's extremely well built, he must be a stereotypical jock and not be that headstrong'. I know Tara stared at me, I know she's not any different from any other person I ever met. If that makes sense at all."

How well do you think you going to on this challenge?

"Hopefully pretty well. I mean, it's a tsunami, what's more destructive than that?"

I can think of something~

Do you still think she's going to betray you?

"Maybe, maybe not. After what I said, I hope Tara has a change of heart and becomes a powerful ally to me, if not, oh well, her lose; she can't control all the half-witted girls on the show like I can with my looks, that's a damn good asset."

Why so self confident all the time?

"I raised a baby dolphin by myself when I was about 7 years old. I deserve self confidence."

or

"The duck. It can swim. And it's awkwardly adorable."

Awkwardly adorable like you? ;D

*insert porno music here*

"Sure, let's go with that."

So, what do you think/or want the next challenge to be?

"Couldn't care less, to be honest."

Haven't you been in a previous Total Drama series? I think I recognize you!

"You mean that one that lasted like a challenge and a half? Yeah."

Oh, so why did they call you back? And do you plan to be call back to the next season of the Total Drama series? I think it's Total Drama Musical and Chris is hosting it too, Chef will probably there too...they already pre-accepted three girls already, a surfer girl, a shy girl and a rich girl, and your thoughts are?

"I'm not sure why they called me back. I barely got any screen time, but, I'm not complaining. And I don't think I could do another season of this, so I'll probably draw the line with this one. Besides, you do NOT want to hear me sing."

Don't worry. *giggles* Everyone I know sucks major ass at singing, so do I...that's probably why I'm taking lessons. What if surfing and singing could come together, then will you sign up?
And that probably bought you back because they enjoyed torturing you, or~ they wanted you because they think you're Chris' identical twin~ So yeah...

"Surfing + Singing = Many people drowning."

Oh, so that's Linus code for 'that would suck some major ass' huh? So have you won any surfing competitions lately?

"Yeah, only cause the other guys started singing."

And lemme me guess, you think boys who sing are stupid. I personally do too, because most of them turn out gay, like Nick Jonas and his brothers... >.< And you haven't answered my question: Did you make it to finals in your surfing competition? And how far do you want to go as a surfer?

"...Yeah, because guys like Dave Grohl, Kurt Cobain, Tom DeLonge, Robert Plant, and the like ALL turned out gay. Stop bashing something you hate. If you hate it, fine. Don't call it gay, because last I checked, they aren't. And you never asked that question, smart one. You asked if I won a surf competition recently, which I did, because everyone else started to sing, as I was trying to make a joke that obviously went over your head because I JUST said that surfing and singing together will cause you to drown. *sigh* Why can't I get a smart interviewer?"

Okay, okay, I know I'm stupid, God...I'll stop asking you questions, I'll shut up and then you shut up, compende?