Good thing bad thing

Okay this is a contuation story first person posts a good thing than bad then good.example Carl was a rich man bad thing who 's money ate him.

Once upon a time A rich man named Carl bought 3 cars

But the tires blew up

A man in a tow truck came and helped him out, but

He stole one of the car's and the other two were possesed by ghosts and left

The man demanded $1,000,000 for his help because Carl is rich

Carl happily gave him the money and went to a chairty
(next one is a bad thing)

The charity was a cult of goths that wanted to destroy the world.

But became emo superheroe's who

Tried to kill Carl

But changed their mind at the last second.

They discided to make Carl their slave

But carl managed to kill all of theme except one named rose and her friend kristy.

But turned out to be fakes disquised as them and turned into monsters and ate Carl

Carl ripped out of their stomachs and escaped unscathed.

Carl happened to step in wet cement

But he pulled himself out by grabbing onto a nearby rope.

Which brakes and he falls into a pit of Alligators

The alligators are all vegetarians.

But they changed their lifestyle and attacked Carl

Carl used the broken rope like Indiana Jones and grappled onto a vine where he slowly made his escape.

Which leads him to an escape route

It should have been something bad, so I'll say something bad right now...

The escape route was infested with killer insects.

That died because the queen farted (LOL)

The queen's fart was intoxicating and was harming Carl.

But Carl held his breath and ran out